I recieved a 2 text messages i thought were kind of funny. They went something like this:
1. If a big fat man grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't cry. It told Santa I wanted you for christmas. (so cute!)
2. This Christmas I'm gonna put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone who hates me can kiss my ass. Send this to all your haters.
Have a spectacular holiday everyone!
